

The Nerd: The Rocketeer for NES was based on the 1991 film about the biggest jetpacking flyer since Boba Fett. Well, guess I'm not gettin' outta this one. The Nerd: Ahhh! It's that magic leprechaun that always put my games back together. (He switches out his old glasses for his current pair, and he notices a leprechaun.) (The Nerd notices that the Rocketeer cartridge is whole again.) (He switches his current glasses for an old pair.) You know what? I'm also gonna try my old glasses. I'm just playin' around, but I do agree, this old shirt is very comfy, and when you wear something for a long time, it becomes part of you. And you know what? I'm also wearing my old underwear right now, too. It's a little baggy, uh, it's got some blood stains and shit stains on it, so it is old. (The Nerd is seen doing the top button on his old shirt.) But some say I should go back to the old shirt.
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That seemed like a good time for a fresh shirt for a new decade and a new generation, like how they always update the Star Trek uniforms. I dunno, what do you wanna talk about? How 'bout my shirt? That sounds real interesting, doesn't it. Oops! I guess I can't play it then! What a genius idea, I should've been doing that all along. The Nerd: Oh, damn! The review didn't even begin and I already broke the game. (The Nerd smashes the Rocketeer cartridge with the hammer.) That's what this game reminds me of! So, to hell with it! Watch it go!
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It feels like getting fisted in the ass, except you're getting fisted out the ass, and it's a fist full of shit, but there's no fist. It's when you're holding it in for so long, the shit's pressing against your sacrum and to counteract it, you push your hips out, turning your leg in this awkward position.

The Nerd: You ever have to take a shit so bad, it twisted your ankle? I suppose I should explain that.
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